Me, my mom, at J.Crew, looking at a way-too-expensive dress.
Not one in my size.
Always makes it that much easier to walk away.
One of the employees walks up to me: "Would you like for me to see if we have your size in the back?"
Why the heck not?
"Sure, thank you."
She walks away.
My mom looks at me, "...She thinks we're serious..."
We both cracked up a good deal over that one.